Sunday, June 7, 2020

The Readers Twittergest Water Cures Edition

Readers Twittergest Water Cures edition was inspired by Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart, we felt it was time to start advertising the Water Cures Protocol. So we have faux purchased some advertising in the upcoming issue of Readers Twittergest.
At WaterCures.org, we cannot wait to get our copy of Readers Twittergest. It will have the twittergest version of War and Peace.
More importantly, it has the findings of the future study in JAMA (in our dreams) "How Increasing Unprocessed Salt and Water Intake Will Improve Grades for College Students. More on this below.

The Readers Twittergest Water Cures Edition


Eat Salt + Drink Water = Live Longer

There is a lot of controversy on the use of salt and its relationship to blood pressure. There are studies that show salt raises blood pressure and that, like the one below. Then there is the experience we have had at WaterCures.org, where we have seen salt lower blood pressure. Why?
Satirical magazine cover by Jonathan Steele, www.jonathansteele-artwork-gallery.com
We are using unprocessed sea or mined salt. The additional minerals included in the salt are the reason it works for lowering blood pressure, resolving health problems and longer lives.



Eat Salt + Drink Water = Weight Loss

One of the lessons learned by the Water Cures Hydration Coaches, users of the water cures need to watch their weight. Many using the water cures have found that they loose weight rapidly. This means they will need less water and less salt. This will be constantly adjusted as the weight continues to come off.
Eat Less Salt If You Want for Gain Weight



Eat Salt + Drink Water =
Better Grades Without Drugs

At Water Cures, we have found that those who use the protocol improvement mental function. Timing the use of the protocol, some have been able to improve their grades. How much have they been able to improve their grades?
We don't have a clue but we are sticking with the 22% rule. This means if you would normally get an A on a test, now you can get a A++.
Seriously, we have tried and used this during our college years. We stumbled upon the water cures protocol late in college. We went from a B student to an A student. On the nursing final, it was possible to get the highest score. Only one wrong answer. All of the A students in the class got B's and C's.
It was a truly amazing experience. No drugs. No tricks. Still had to study. But, in the end, it was a great experience. The Water Cures Protocol works.
Although it is probably too late to get the Colbert Bump (he quit), we are hoping that this will get us enough views that people will spread the word, Water Cures Works. We are not selling anything. We want to help the world have better health.
You're Not Stupid, You're Thirsty.

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