people share a common problem

 Nowadays, many people share a common problem: before marriage, they feel few people are right for them. After marriage, they feel many are.

A husband is like your left hand, and your wife is like your right hand. When your left hand touches your right hand, and your right hand touches your left hand, you never seem to feel anything. But if your left hand bleeds, your right hand will definitely stop the bleeding. When your left hand itches, your right hand will definitely scratch it. When your left hand gets tired from carrying something, your right hand will definitely help share the burden. Don't despise your left and right hands just because they've lost feeling. Because in this world, even the newest things will eventually become old.

No matter how expensive something is, if you divide it by 365, it becomes very cheap. For a dog who's a "suck-up man," I think instead of wasting time and money trying to please a girl who doesn't flirt with you, you'd be better off picking a 200-pound girl with a good temper. Listen to my analysis. Spend several months with her on a weight-loss diet. Once she successfully loses 90 pounds, she'll still be a goddess. Believe it or not? So, today, let's talk about weight loss. First, don't assume that what women call weight loss is... They just say it. They'll even post it on their social media feeds. {hahaha} So let me teach you, half-girls, a weight-loss method. First, turn your head to the right. Then turn your head to the left. When someone urges you to eat, repeat this action. {hahaha} Encouraging people to work hard isn't about eating like crazy, but about gaining weight.

Every woman has that one piece of clothing in her closet. It's called "I was broke when I bought it, but now I think it's ugly." The difference between a woman and an emperor is that an emperor, though clearly naked, insists on being seen as well-dressed. A woman, on the other hand, has countless clothes all day long, yet insists on claiming she has nothing to wear. A woman's wardrobe is like a harem: countless beauties, but only a few are favored. When it comes to clothes, women are like emperors. Every day, they ponder in front of their wardrobes, wondering, "Who should I favor today?" It's such a dilemma. Of course, most new concubines, after being favored for a while, are banished to the cold palace. Faced with the numerous concubines in the cold palace... But when none of them truly loved him, they began to wonder again: Should I take another concubine?

• If you work in a department surrounded by beautiful women, wouldn't you think you'd be incredibly happy? Don't dream. {Hahaha} I'm telling you, you'll have endless work to do and endless messes to clean up. And no matter what problems you face, hehe, sorry, these beautiful women won't be able to help you at all. {Hahaha} Your job is to help these beautiful women and take the blame. Don't ask me how I know.

• I don't have any hope for love anymore. I just want to get rich. Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian became husband and wife. Later, Bai Suzhen was imprisoned in Hangzhou by the French Customs. Leifeng Pagoda on West Lake. This folk legend tells us: Never mess with single people, especially the elderly. {Haha}

∆ I don't have any hope for love anymore. I just want to get rich. Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian became husband and wife. Later, Bai Suzhen was imprisoned in Hangzhou by the French Customs. Leifeng Pagoda on West Lake. This folk legend tells us: Never mess with single people, especially the elderly. {Haha} Don't mess with singles, especially older ones! {Haha}

• Do you know any other words besides "mermaid" that combine humans and animals? The perfect one, of course, is "single."