Leonard Cohen didn't then know the song would wind its way into the deepest reaches of popular culture, spirituality and, uh, Shrek. He didn't know the song would make much of an impact at all.

The album on which it appeared, the murky, mid-career Various Positions, had been rejected wholesale by Columbia Records in the U.S., and when it finally was released, "the song was still generally ignored," as Alan Light notes in his 2012 book The Holy or The Broken.  

Frankly, it's no wonder: "Hallelujah," as it sounds on that record, is a barely recognizable blur of '80s keyboards and overwrought backing vocals that Cohen further confused by changing up the lyrics when he began singing it in concert. (He has said he wrote as many as 80 verses, then whittled it down to four for the album version.) 

It was a spate of cover interpretations—first by John Cale and Jeff Buckley, then by dozens and hundreds of others—that lifted the song out of obscurity, though it was something more mysterious that cemented its status as a modern standard, appearing on American Idol and in synagogue services in equal measure. It has become ubiquitous. Tallying versions by Cohen and plenty of others, Light estimates "Hallelujah" has been listened to hundreds of millions of times on YouTube alone. It is "something of a musical Rorschach test," Light writes, invented anew by all who attempt the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall.. 

Many of those renditions are great. Some are quite terrible. Here, we celebrate the 30th birthday of "Hallelujah" by listening to 60 notable recordings of it that are readily available online and ranking them from worst to best. This list is of course open for debate and is necessarily far from exhaustive, and we are primarily sticking to renditions that are commercially available, as well as a few notable live performances.


60. Jeff Gutt (A Detroit Christmas, 2014): Dreadful, straining delivery, disastrous AOR arrangement that somehow gets worse and worse (hear those chugging, sub-Creed guitar licks?). Naturally, it was a grand slam on The X Factor. Click to listen on YouTube.


59. The Canadian Tenors (The Canadian Tenors, 2008): "This song is pretty much indestructible," singer Regina Spektor once said of "Hallelujah." This vomitously overstuffed murdering of the track proves her wrong. 

When I'm feeling down I sit in the dark, close my eyes, and crank this song up in my headphones. I'm not a religious person but this song is a purely spiritual experience and not because of the lyrics. Their voices are just so perfect, and combined with this song, with the notes just climbing and climbing, it unlocks emotion and sets it free. Listening to this song always makes me feel better because it reminds me that even though life can seriously suck, there can also be such raw beauty in it.  


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wllPTTIi1GY 


[Verse 1]

Now I've heard there was a secret chord

That David played, and it pleased the Lord

But you don't really care for music, do ya?

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth

The minor fall, the major lift

The baffled king composing "Hallelujah"


[Chorus]

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah


[Verse 2]

Your faith was strong but you needed proof

You saw her bathing on the roof

Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew ya

She tied you to a kitchen chair

She broke your throne, and she cut your hair

And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah


[Chorus]

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah


[Verse 3]

Baby, I've been here before

I know this room, I've walked this floor

I used to live alone before I knew you

And I've seen your flag on the marble arch

Love is not a victory march

It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah


[Chorus]

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah


[Verse 4]

I did my best, it wasn't much

I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch

I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool ya

And even though it all went wrong

I'll stand before the lord of song

With nothing on my tongue but hallelujah

[Chorus]

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah 


Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah 

58. Michael Bolton (Gems - The Duets Collection, 2011): From its opening string swells to its steel guitar flourishes and choir crescendo, Bolton's "Hallelujah" is a miserable grab bag of elevator-core tackiness, with a key change that would make even Jon Bon Jovi grimace. Avoid at all costs. Watch YouTube.


[Outro]

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

57. RMaster (feat. Ingo Lass) (New Anime Nation, Vol 3, 2014): Information about this is quite sparse, but it appears to be several anime stars with throaty, horribly reaching voices performing "Hallelujah" on top of piano, synthesized strings and even some xylophone twinkles. Truly hellish. Watch here.


Hallelujah song cover in reality shows.