CRYSTAL CLEAR :What's My Pee Telling Me?

Sometimes after a tinkle, you may glance unto the toilet only to see a bowl of crystal clear water, leaving you to wonder, "Where did my yellow go?" Clear pee reflects an excess of water in the urine. Good sign. This dilutes the concentration of urobilinogen and makes urine seems like nothing more than lukewarm (if you feel it with your hand) H2O. The most likely explanation for clear urine is the consumption of large amounts of water. Good for the body. Our urine tends to be darkest when we wake up (our kidneys retain water to keep our bodies hydrated at night) and progressively lightens as we replenish our water stores. In general, clear urine is a positive sign telling you that you are well hydrated.

Clear urine can also be one of the first signs that you are well on the path toward inebriation. Within twenty minutes of your first alcoholic beverage, the body's level of anti-diuretic hormone (ADH) decreases. This hormone normally functions to prevent urination and allows the body to conserve water. As you continue to toss back drink after drink, levels of ADH in the body plummet, effectively making the kidneys nothing more than conduits for the massive amounts of liquid you are ingesting. The end result is large amounts of dilute urine, which leads to dehydration, hangovers, and the well-known admonition against "breaking the seal."

When drinking alcohol ... you feel the urge to go to the toilet.... the longer you hold on...... the less you'll need to go to the toilet as you continue to drink.
The earlier you break the seal, the more you'll need to go to the toilet.

Girl: "I needa go to the toilet real bad guys"
Group of Friends: "DONT BREAK THE SEAL"
Girl: "awww....."